i once emailed a board game company about whether they have the sound files of a 13 year old electronic board game still lying around somewhere and when they answered they started with "Dear Family [last name]" and i was like damn, bold of you to assume im not just one weird dude

I’m allowed to enjoy model building dammit Have you seen that new Colosseum set it’s fucking gigantic

how do you break legos

@restlessfriend

"Yeah I'm calling about my son's Friends (TM) lego set. It's missing the iconic Ross Geller minifigure..."