Fun Fact: Dry Bones is the only sober character in Mario Party because he drives everyone home afterwards

Oct 23, 2020 路 6:55 PM UTC

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You could say he鈥檚 bone dry
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Fun fact: in one of the Mario parties (idk which one) yoshi tries to evade his taxes
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also he cannot drink because he has no stomach
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Does Dry Bones have a brother named Wet Bones?
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we stan Designated Dry Bones
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Designated Driver Dry DBones
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haha get it because he's dry like no alcohol like a dry county he's dry bones he doesnt drink
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