God Uses McRib to Create Female Companion for Ronald McDonald

WALLA WALLA, Wash. — Patrons at a local McDonalds restaurant were caught off guard earlier this week as God, alleged creator of the Earth and…

Oct 5, 2020 · 1:00 PM UTC

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Burger Man Adventure DX · Oct 5, 2020 · 2:19 PM UTC

Burger Man Adventure DX @icer107

5 Oct 2020

@TheTweetOfGod Real talk? Cool.

Jones · Oct 5, 2020 · 1:47 PM UTC

Jones @J0J0_s1n1st4r

5 Oct 2020

MUGEN did it first.

BeastBoom24 · Oct 5, 2020 · 7:59 PM UTC

BeastBoom24 @BeastBoom25

5 Oct 2020

I love how it says the “Alleged creator of heaven and earth.”

Fernando 🇲🇽🖥️ · Oct 5, 2020 · 2:06 PM UTC

Fernando 🇲🇽🖥️ @Ferchou_27

5 Oct 2020

The forbidden McApple

The Pickles · Oct 5, 2020 · 5:02 PM UTC

The Pickles @thehdpickles

5 Oct 2020

Ronda McDonald

Tom Clancy’s Best Soldier · Oct 5, 2020 · 1:20 PM UTC

Tom Clancy’s Best Soldier @bonnie1020RBLX

5 Oct 2020

Eve McDonalds

froggirlmadi · Oct 6, 2020 · 1:47 AM UTC

froggirlmadi @zeldaminecraft

6 Oct 2020

I heard ronald donald got his mcrib removed so he could