Hard Drive · Oct 5, 2020 · 1:00 PM UTC

Hard Drive · Oct 5, 2020 · 1:00 PM UTC

Hard Drive @HardDriveMag

5 Oct 2020

God Uses McRib to Create Female Companion for Ronald McDonald thehardtimes.net/harddrive/g…

God Uses McRib to Create Female Companion for Ronald McDonald

WALLA WALLA, Wash. — Patrons at a local McDonalds restaurant were caught off guard earlier this week as God, alleged creator of the Earth and…

Oct 5, 2020 · 1:00 PM UTC

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Intertubes9000 · Oct 5, 2020 · 1:39 PM UTC

Intertubes9000 @Intertubes9000

5 Oct 2020

Someone needs to tell the manager to clean the napkins and salt off the tables in the Eden... excuse me, eatin.

Terry Boyd · Oct 7, 2020 · 3:09 AM UTC

Terry Boyd @TerryOpus

7 Oct 2020

Voximilian · Oct 5, 2020 · 10:59 PM UTC

Voximilian @LinkVoximilian

5 Oct 2020

Sounds like a @TheBabylonBee headline.

𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕒 𝕓𝕖𝕒𝕜 🇵🇷 · Oct 5, 2020 · 2:41 PM UTC

5 Oct 2020

✪ daniel barnes ✪ · Oct 5, 2020 · 10:14 PM UTC

✪ daniel barnes ✪ @Danny8bit

5 Oct 2020

there is no god

Airdorf · Oct 5, 2020 · 1:18 PM UTC

Airdorf @Airdorf

5 Oct 2020

Stop you’re killing me 😆

fin · Oct 5, 2020 · 1:03 PM UTC

fin @finiggle

5 Oct 2020

good one

Phester McMizu · Oct 5, 2020 · 1:02 PM UTC

Phester McMizu @shadebyphester

5 Oct 2020

GIF

(笑) · Oct 7, 2020 · 7:34 PM UTC

(笑) @concacafaf

7 Oct 2020

Ronald McDonald has McRib removed so he no longer needs a female companion

Michael Meir Saltzman · Oct 5, 2020 · 3:17 PM UTC

Michael Meir Saltzman @JustAddSaltz

5 Oct 2020