Happiness Stranding

"WHY ISN'T HE MAKING THE SPECIFIC GAME THAT I WANT??? No of course I don't have any actual criticisms, but here's a 500 page diatribe about how games are supposed to be fun and since I, personally, didn't have fun, that means it's objectively not fun and therefore a bad game."

Or maybe you could just enjoy the experience they're already giving you instead of bitching that it doesnt "fit into you're way" of the world. I,ll do you one better, make you're own gand and play it over and over again with everything you want in it. Have fun 🙃

This but unironically

How bout he just takes over and fixes The Sims 4 for us. Solves everyone’s problems.

Lively Hills

"a nice world where nothing bad happens" ? Now this is the craziest idea Kojima had since Death Stranding. I cant possible begin to imagine how it is to live in a world like that 🐧

Kojima pitching his new game to Sony

Happy Hills

The Simpsons should make an episode about that.