It's true. All of it's true.

Oof

Figured that out twenty years ago with the Phantom Menace but I guess every generation will need to learn their own way

Hard Drive>the onion

Like the only way I really reconciled myself as a Star Wars fan was deciding that the universe itself is bigger than the Skywalker Saga. The more I treat this fictional universe like our own horrible universe where things don't always end neatly, the better I feel?

OMG...

As long as it finally reveals who Kylo Ren's barber is

Ha! Bold of them to assume that I had a life to waste!

I thought The Rise of Skywalker already did that on its own.