An historian. AN historian!!

I’m just glad we were able to finally defeat Robo-Hitler with his chain gun arms

I briefly considered a similar quandary about the continued remembrance of WW2 as I walked the streets of Bayeux, Normandy 2 summers ago, and then saw that the battle fields are basically just fields now, are realized it’s fine for us to just move on if it happens.

They're right, though. Every Veteran's Day I give my thanks to our fallen heroes, watch Saving Pvt. Ryan, and teabag people in Battlefield V

wouldn’t know what the Nazis were unless I played nazi zombies in WaW

Yeah I played Medal of Honor on the PS1, based on real events apparently, wiki'd it. FUCK ME! That was some bad shit.

Wait, we’ve had world wide wars ????!!!

I don't play video games. What the fuck is World War 2?

At the going down of the sun, we will remember their wiimotes running out of batteries

Who won?