Whomp Forced to Show Up for Guard Duty Despite Serious Back Injury

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A guard in Bowser’s army was forced to show up for his shift even though he had suffered a massive injury to…

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Lycoris Radiata · Aug 24, 2020 · 6:06 AM UTC

Lycoris Radiata @Proserpira

24 Aug 2020

Replying to @HardDriveMag

worker's comp insurance fraud by Whomp article when

Davies · Aug 22, 2020 · 4:56 PM UTC

Davies @DavidO_46

22 Aug 2020

Replying to @HardDriveMag

Is there no Bowsers workers union?!?

Komit · Aug 23, 2020 · 12:51 AM UTC

Komit @Komit_Krasher

23 Aug 2020

Replying to @HardDriveMag

Bowser would never #FakeNews

TMP-3M Tempest · Aug 22, 2020 · 3:57 PM UTC

TMP-3M Tempest @TMP3M_Tempest

22 Aug 2020

Replying to @HardDriveMag

(I'm being silly) Well ACTUALLY, the [canon lore] of Super Mario RPG shows Bowser would never be this cruel to his minions. There is a scene near the end where one of his deserters explains they need time to heal and find purpose in life... and Bowser explicitly okays this!