When you've carried for nine months and he finally introduces you to League a week after labor:

Pretty sure she just wants a turn.

Who the fuck keeps their fingers on these buttons. Why is this so upsetting to me. Does he know his life is in danger? We may never know

no, that's not how you summon your persona

This dude is missing his greaser jacket.

Oh shit it me

me watching my brother pick all the mean dialog options

you die in the game, you die in real life

gf demanding i beat the endgame superboss in The Sims 3 so she can post it on insta