J.J. Abrams Won’t Stop Telling Sandwich Guy at Bodega to ‘Surprise Him’

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Staff at a local bodega have become increasingly frustrated with Star Wars director J.J. Abrams, who won’t stop placing lunch orders by…

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Aug 17, 2020 · 7:00 PM UTC

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Jirard The Completionist · Aug 17, 2020 · 7:00 PM UTC

Jirard The Completionist @Completionist

17 Aug 2020

Replying to @HardDriveMag

INCREDIBLE

Registered Flex Offender · Aug 17, 2020 · 7:11 PM UTC

Registered Flex Offender

@MemesThatsIt

17 Aug 2020

Replying to @HardDriveMag @ech0astral

Finally some good fucking news

BGM_FinalKnight · Aug 17, 2020 · 7:14 PM UTC

BGM_FinalKnight @bertm1975

17 Aug 2020

Replying to @HardDriveMag

With a side of lens flare and a mystery box...

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Evan Saacks · Aug 17, 2020 · 7:03 PM UTC

Evan Saacks @evansaacks

17 Aug 2020

Replying to @HardDriveMag

he asks what Rian Johnson ordered, then orders a sandwich with everything Rian didn't get on it

Hiram/Hyrum Crawford: AKA Jekyllstein Gray · Aug 25, 2020 · 10:47 PM UTC

Hiram/Hyrum Crawford: AKA Jekyllstein Gray @HyrumCrawford

25 Aug 2020

Replying to @HardDriveMag

What is a sandwich if not a mystery box?

Jaina K ~ General Purpose Bottoming Tap · Aug 17, 2020 · 7:03 PM UTC

Jaina K ~ General Purpose Bottoming Tap @jivjov

17 Aug 2020

Replying to @HardDriveMag

Sandwich guy should tell him "it's pretty fun" and give him a sandwich topped with the watery discharge from the top of the mustard bottle

Six Piece None The Chicken · Aug 17, 2020 · 9:56 PM UTC

Six Piece None The Chicken @dethbynutz

17 Aug 2020

Replying to @HardDriveMag

“When i was handed the paper wrapped sandwich i didn’t open it immediately. I began to realize that it wasn’t the conents of the sandwich that made the mystery interesting. It was the sandwich itself.”

Lucapon · Aug 17, 2020 · 7:12 PM UTC

Lucapon @Lucapon01

17 Aug 2020

Replying to @HardDriveMag

Subvert his expectations by shitting on the plate