I am seated in an office, surrounded by heads and bodies.

I'm more horrified by the prospect of Kojima inserting overly detailed scenes of sexual abuse into his games. Death Stranding can already rival IJ with footnotes and ridiculous lore, I'd rather he starts toning down on the unnecessary, mismanaged trauma.

He probably already read it.

Honestly feels like an attempt to make people finally read that used copy of infinite jest they bought at least half a decade ago and have barely looked at since...

This article is actually just a sneaky attempt to get Kojima to read Infinite Jest through reverse psychology.