Spy Can't Stop Playing With Cyanide Pill Tooth

MOSCOW — A secret agent embedded deep within the Russian military reportedly can’t stop monkeying around with the cyanide pill he keeps in his mouth…

Aug 12, 2020 · 5:00 PM UTC

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Big League Chuchu · Aug 12, 2020 · 7:01 PM UTC

Big League Chuchu @lemontiter

12 Aug 2020

died doing what he loved

Silmarillion Enjoyer · Aug 12, 2020 · 5:01 PM UTC

Silmarillion Enjoyer @DGoweyAuthor

12 Aug 2020

Robert J 🇺🇦 · Aug 12, 2020 · 5:13 PM UTC

Robert J 🇺🇦 @senorbaub

12 Aug 2020

I think jaw breakers and peanut brittle would be off limits.

Daniel λ · Aug 23, 2020 · 6:50 AM UTC

Daniel λ @MaltzmanDaniel

23 Aug 2020

He also has an entire 3 course meal in those teeth

sophie? (it/her) ΘΔ · Aug 12, 2020 · 5:02 PM UTC

sophie? (it/her) ΘΔ @Fini_Shay

12 Aug 2020

ffs just backstab the medic already