Bro

so deep

Woulda been perfect if there was a mention of Blue's Raticate.

Facts

Bro did you ever think about how, like, pokemon are like animals, and then they, like, fight?

We all know this already. But I wouldn’t take the Pokédex seriously for its horrible leaps in logic, bad grammar, and lack of valid explanation of anything it says. It uses "big" (and I say that with BIG quotations) words which sound smart on occasion and that’s it.

This isn't even looking into any of the non-hypothetical stuff like how mega-evolution is canonically messed up and your pokemon is suffering the entire time it's mega evolved or how gmax Gengar uses the voices of your loved ones to trick you and drag you to hell

I get that it's a slow news day, but you could at least try harder than that.