When I finally put down the players guide.

A whole 50 pages about the history of the La-li-lu-le-lo

I call dibs on peeing my pants and talking about Japanese animes.

This are rookie numbers

That it?

Metal gear solid board game sold with a copy of david hayter that repeat the last two words of everything everyone says before grunting interrogatively.

Must be the demo. I'd expect the full game to include at least five more volumes.

Also included: a USB dongle with PowerPoint decks about nuclear proliferation, PTSD, the Philosophers, World War II backchannel deals, nuclear proliferation, cybernetic martial arts, classic Hollywood movies, and nuclear proliferation

Where can I buy this?

I know this is a joke, but make it!