my secret difficulty setting.

You didn't have to go this hard at me, but alright :(

People put some serious effort into designing the maps and dammit I'm gonna enjoy every freakin' detail! I just learned one game had a detail I never noticed because they made the environment so damn dark it was like smudge on an impressionist painting.

...not my fault my eyes are shit...

Hey hey! My TV has some awful black levels, mind yo damn business!

Ah crap.

You're hurting my little feelings, Hard Drive.

This set brightness shit never works, I swear it's always too bright or dark and thus I leave it as it is