Luigi Loses Left Eye In Collision With Rubber Bullet Bill

NEW DONK CITY — Beloved local hero Luigi was blinded in his left eye at a protest against police brutality yesterday, when he collided with…

Jun 22, 2020 · 1:00 PM UTC

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Steelhead96 · Jun 22, 2020 · 1:09 PM UTC

Steelhead96 @Twisted_Skull

22 Jun 2020

“The projectile is enormous. There is no escape.”

rat facts, PhD 🐀 · Jun 22, 2020 · 1:01 PM UTC

rat facts, PhD 🐀 @shwauby

22 Jun 2020

🍕🗼LuigiMan002🤷‍♂️🎃Thew⁉ · Jun 22, 2020 · 4:30 PM UTC

🍕🗼LuigiMan002🤷‍♂️🎃Thew⁉ @LuigiManthe10th

22 Jun 2020

Damn!

Recovering Lewdsmokesoldier · Jun 22, 2020 · 3:46 PM UTC

Recovering Lewdsmokesoldier @Lewdsmoke

22 Jun 2020

yikes

クスモ⭐️ネゴロ · Jun 22, 2020 · 2:07 PM UTC

クスモ⭐️ネゴロ @ksm_ngr

22 Jun 2020

"Infamous coward," damn that protester was harsh.