Too late for Luigi...

Owie

Sorry if you don't enjoy but you seem to be keeping a good sense of humor @KillerMartinis

Koopa troopa violence has gone on long enough.

oof

how are these scenarios always so consistently amazing and hilarious everything from the protester's account to mario being the vague centrist is so good and ridiculous these articles are top-tier satire

bruh

Mamma mia