Pfft, get yourself a woman who prefers flowers, eggs, and wilted grass. Someone with no expectation nor respect for herself.

@iamandyholt this cracks me up every single time i see it

my friends love me for my twice weekly gifts of salmonberry wine and supportive dialogue choices in cutscenes

Me, but with random and potentially poisonous mushrooms I found lying around in a cave and Leah

@CristobalHdzCh

I would too

I'm a fan of giving my crush some potatoes. Why? well they are amazing. Gold is cool and all, but potatoes??? You can do so much with potatoes. You can live off potatoes. If you don't like potatoes, guess what, they grow into a cool fungus creation that turns into a flower!