“I’m at my wit’s end with these fuckers” lol

@CapnKibs this seems rather familiar

Sounds like @GuardFreq's #GuardFrequencyOrigins p&p rpg spending a whole session trying to open a door. 👍🤣

They've blown all their gold and will now have to work for 3 months in the local stables shovelling shit to be able to afford to go on a quest.

I'd love to run a game where the villain is based in the tavern, with ample clues tucked away that reveal this from level 1. Keep bringing the party back for plot developments and see how long it takes them to realize. Have the final dungeon exit into the tavern.

I must be playing wrong cause most tarven sessions for me last only an hour before someone causes a bar fight and burns the tarven down

More like party still in tavern because I accidentally made an NPC too funny or too fun to torment and they won't leave them alone. A failed thaumaturge who can only transmute things into cheese wasnt supposed to be an hour and a half entertainment routine!

The most Madison, Wis thing I ever heard.