dear men, what's stopping you from looking like this

May 26, 2020 · 9:05 PM UTC

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No matter how many times I break my nose I can never get it as crooked as Waluigi.
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@MrBaitandSwitch
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Shame
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not being incredibly hot and attractive
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Clearly you've not heard of the wonderful @briamgilbert
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Mortals arent allowed to achieve perfection.
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I'm unattractive
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I have too many polygons and unfortunately am higher-res :(
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Cowardice
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No human is that thin
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