dear men, what's stopping you from looking like this

May 26, 2020 · 9:05 PM UTC

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Nothing
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the gap between mankind and godhood is not one that can be easily bridged
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Family genes.
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Because no one can reach that level of perfection...
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Circumcised peen (Just kidding)
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I can't exude the pure sexual energy that waluigi can
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* can't do the ears, not an elf * can't do chin, have proper human skeleton * noses usually aren't neon pink
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Being fat, although I look like this
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Wish I could
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