If the M stand for Mario, the L for Luigi and W for Wario then Waluigi isn’t actually called Waluigi. His name is something with a Г (Russian G)

My mustache is fucked. Won’t grow that far on one side.

i cannot compete with perfection, cmon

Hormones not giving me a proper mustache

I don't wear hats.

Give me time

I'm a natural Wario, for good or for worse.

El copyright de Nintendo.

I could never pull off blue eyeliner like king can

charisma and good taste