Get rid of him, his campaign is going to suck

Yes

Well it’s too late now.

Uh, low stats don't mean much; see: Goku and Donnel.

Gattaca prequel?

Well, he can open chests, at least.

Look, those stats have to take a hit if you're going to have projectile vomiting AND projectile shitting. It's called balance, y'all.

Put it in a deep relam. I hear if you leave it for 30 minutes, I'll be ready to reclass.

throw it in the garbage and reroll