Samus Can’t Wait to Show Double Jump Off At High School Reunion

DULUTH, Minn. — A recent invitation to her 20 year high school reunion has Samus Aran, graduate of Howard Olson High School and star of…

May 14, 2020 · 3:01 PM UTC

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matt L, a mole of a man · May 14, 2020 · 3:01 PM UTC

matt L, a mole of a man @Cronotriggers

14 May 2020

Lol

Jon · May 14, 2020 · 3:23 PM UTC

Jon @JDtheBA

14 May 2020

Neither can alucard, and his was 500 years ago

Citris · May 14, 2020 · 4:16 PM UTC

Citris @ExtraCitris

14 May 2020

Too bad everyone she went to highschool with is dead.

Nintendrone42 · May 14, 2020 · 4:31 PM UTC

Nintendrone42 @Nintendrone42

14 May 2020

Everyone but Samus forgot she was always picked on for being the only human in a school full of bird people