Mario Sent into Existential Crisis After Losing Go-Kart Race to Baby Version of Self

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Following the first race of this year’s 150cc Star Cup, Mario was sent into an existential crisis, having finished several places behind…

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May 11, 2020 · 7:00 PM UTC

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guy who says fair enough · May 11, 2020 · 7:16 PM UTC

guy who says fair enough @ErectorBeast

11 May 2020

Replying to @HardDriveMag

So many stellar lines in this article

Bear · May 11, 2020 · 7:01 PM UTC

Bear @BearUNLV

11 May 2020

Replying to @HardDriveMag

LOOL

GrandpaGrindr · May 12, 2020 · 3:26 AM UTC

GrandpaGrindr @GrandpaGrindr

12 May 2020

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He peaked at age 2