Superman Asks Waiter If There’s Kryptonite in His Meal

METROPOLIS — Local superhero Superman reportedly asked his waiter at a restaurant last night if there was any kryptonite in his salmon meal. “Yeah I…

May 10, 2020 · 3:00 PM UTC

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m8 (Writing!!!) · May 10, 2020 · 3:03 PM UTC

m8 (Writing!!!) @PSYCHO_The_m8

10 May 2020

I mean, that's basically like checking for allergens. Then again, who would put Kryptonite into food? Luther...

Scally Cap (parody) · May 10, 2020 · 3:07 PM UTC

Scally Cap (parody) @ScallyCap

10 May 2020

Analog Arts Are Awesome & Animals Are Accepted As · May 10, 2020 · 4:42 PM UTC

Analog Arts Are Awesome & Animals Are Accepted As @analog_arts

10 May 2020

Karen-El.