Legit this happened to me.
Eh, I'd be fine with that - my VC will hold me over until the hitmen return.
Replying to @HardDriveMag
This legit happened to me 2 years ago. I happened to have my Wii U in a duffle bag at my mom's house, and when someone robbed it, they shook out my wii u, and used it to carry away her jewelry. They broke my Wii U in the process of them shaking it out of the duffle bag.