Historically Shit-Sucking Gamer Swears ‘Valorant’ Is Going to Be Different

GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local gamer Harry Olsen, who has sucked shit at every single video game he has ever played, swears he is going to…

May 2, 2020 · 1:00 PM UTC

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mdvhimself · May 2, 2020 · 1:10 PM UTC

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2 May 2020

a being of great power · May 3, 2020 · 4:14 AM UTC

a being of great power @being_power

3 May 2020

sophie? (it/her) ΘΔ · May 2, 2020 · 1:02 PM UTC

sophie? (it/her) ΘΔ @Fini_Shay

2 May 2020

if this guy played tf2 he'd probably be a gibus sniper even after thousands of hours

greyfu · May 2, 2020 · 1:12 PM UTC

greyfu @GREY_FU

2 May 2020

eSports games are a waste of time for 99.9% of people. More chance of being in the draft.