Youth Pastor on the Verge of Cracking Fortnite Metaphor

SANTA CLARITA, Calif. — Pastor Paul Michaels of the Cornerstone Church announced today that he is currently on the verge of figuring out a solid…

Apr 29, 2020 · 7:00 PM UTC

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Nctwl · Apr 29, 2020 · 7:03 PM UTC

Nctwl @acxitweets

29 Apr 2020

"Accepting Jesus Christ as your lord and savior is the ultimate victory royale"

Barns (WarFFrame 14) · Apr 29, 2020 · 7:04 PM UTC

Barns (WarFFrame 14) @BuildABarns

29 Apr 2020

Enough with Flossing Pray to Jesus’s Crossing

Ankle Megami Tensei · Apr 29, 2020 · 7:32 PM UTC

Ankle Megami Tensei @StochasticOoze

29 Apr 2020

With the double "OK" sign to show he's double racist

I-bot | Top hat slime · Apr 30, 2020 · 5:37 AM UTC

I-bot | Top hat slime @MemeyZaBot

30 Apr 2020

Imma tell @TheBabylonBee you're stealing their schtick