tom nook is NOT a raccoon. he's a man

Apr 27, 2020 · 5:07 AM UTC

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Replying to @HardDriveMag
Technically he your right and wrong. He’s a type of dog.
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
You won’t justify your fetish to me friend
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
Tanuki. Alternately, he is THE MAN
Replying to @HardDriveMag
Damn it he’s a tanuki! Just imagine what his store must smell like. 🤢
Replying to @HardDriveMag
just saw a raccoon crawling around outside my house and he definitely did not offer me a home loan. and I did not see a hawaiian shirt
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I tried, but the AC unit turned on and then he ran away. typical raccoon business
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
Tom nook is NOT a man either. He’s a god damn dictator, he held all the money, communication and power on the island. That crook has a monopoly.
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