-- At the end of the game though, there's a short cutscene where he says 'I'm proud of you, son.' and takes you out for a beer.

Cooking Papa leaves to go get milk and cigarettes in the first level and is never seen again

Goddam men

Okay but does it mine Bitcoin to support the family at least?

Tough but fair

Cooking Papa leaves halfway through the game

hits too close to home

The game deliberately fails to show you how to properly do a task and every attempt you make to perform it causes papa to start getting mad and yelling at you until he takes the supplies out of your hands and just finishes it himself

Cooking Papa only talks about 70s car racing.

@LucasTheVANinja this isn't true, right? :C