Some day, this might be a real article, written by a real person who was really inspired by an article to fall in love with a real alien. People living in such a society saw this article, it would give them a sense of perspective.

😂😂😂

But now I can’t love any humans... only Asari 😭

If I'm not mistaken that's called a furry lol

Weak. Try Disney

ha funny

I'm sorry WHAT?

Okay furry