Woman Disappointed Her Date Doesn't Look Anything Like His Cutscenes

CHICAGO — Kate Patterson was reportedly disappointed Saturday when her date arrived two hours late and had the gall to not look like the cutscenes…

Apr 17, 2020 · 5:00 PM UTC

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Paco® · Apr 17, 2020 · 6:34 PM UTC

Paco® @yupiyepa

17 Apr 2020

Paco® · Apr 17, 2020 · 6:34 PM UTC

Paco® @yupiyepa

17 Apr 2020

Exhibit B:

Chaotic Trash Weeb Vibes · Apr 18, 2020 · 1:54 AM UTC

Chaotic Trash Weeb Vibes @Monty_Pla

18 Apr 2020

He got a makeover and now looks even better

Coltyn · Apr 18, 2020 · 2:23 AM UTC

Coltyn @Nytloc

18 Apr 2020

I don’t think she’d complain with remake Cloud.

EC2★Marito_yo🏳️‍🌈‍  · Apr 17, 2020 · 5:16 PM UTC

EC2★Marito_yo🏳️‍🌈‍  @Marito_yoYT

17 Apr 2020

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