Mario Can't Get Resume Under 10 Pages

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Local Brooklynite Mario Mario was reportedly unable to get his resume under 10 pages following a bout of unemployment due to the…

Apr 12, 2020 · 1:00 PM UTC

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Carter Stephens (Pls buy Klonoa PRS) · Apr 13, 2020 · 12:24 AM UTC

Carter Stephens (Pls buy Klonoa PRS) @tailsBOOM1992

13 Apr 2020

DOUG · Apr 12, 2020 · 1:10 PM UTC

DOUG @Doug_Harmoniak

12 Apr 2020

"So, I read you've had a great deal of experience as a 'Paper' ?"

Sylveon · Apr 12, 2020 · 1:04 PM UTC

Sylveon @AncientBolt

12 Apr 2020

He doesn't have one. He is a video game character.

Charm Rat · Apr 12, 2020 · 1:01 PM UTC

Charm Rat @charmcharmdong

12 Apr 2020

Barbie can’t either!