Hard Drive · Mar 25, 2020 · 1:00 PM UTC

Hard Drive · Mar 25, 2020 · 1:00 PM UTC

Hard Drive @HardDriveMag

25 Mar 2020

Donald Trump Unleashes Giant Squids on Major U.S. Cities to Unite Americans Against Coronavirus thehardtimes.net/harddrive/d…

Donald Trump Unleashes Giant Squids on Major U.S. Cities to Unite Americans Against Coronavirus

WASHINGTON — President Trump has announced plans to unleash a giant squid on each of the major cities in the United States in an effort…

Mar 25, 2020 · 1:00 PM UTC

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Mobius 🐀 · Mar 25, 2020 · 1:07 PM UTC

Mobius 🐀 @Mbss3000

25 Mar 2020

And immediately brags about it at his next rally

Atiyaah A. Miu🇺🇦📯 · Mar 25, 2020 · 1:41 PM UTC

Atiyaah A. Miu🇺🇦📯 @AtiyaahDollfie

25 Mar 2020

He WOULD do that. Satire is so hard to do well now.

ApplePio · Mar 25, 2020 · 1:14 PM UTC

ApplePio @apple__pio

25 Mar 2020

@AndrewSmith064

DM 4 Ever · Mar 25, 2020 · 1:01 PM UTC

DM 4 Ever @DungeonMasterCB

25 Mar 2020

GIF

Sam Possible · Mar 25, 2020 · 1:23 PM UTC

Sam Possible @sam_possible_

25 Mar 2020

golden shower

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@lbie · Mar 25, 2020 · 4:16 PM UTC

@lbie @lbie280

25 Mar 2020

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H4L014 · Mar 25, 2020 · 8:14 PM UTC

H4L014 @NO0N33V3RD035

25 Mar 2020

was thinking this virus sounds like something Adrian would do to unite the world to prevent some war😒

Steve · Mar 25, 2020 · 3:15 PM UTC

Steve @LazyFigure

25 Mar 2020

This outbreak has shown that even the whole Watchmen squid thing would just get people to fight each other about who is to blame.

Helix · Mar 25, 2020 · 1:04 PM UTC

Helix @HelixGizmod

25 Mar 2020

I hope he is exiled to one of the moons of Saturn after that