just got a new resident on my animal crossing island named "gallagher" and he won't stop smashing all my damn fruit

getting roasted for making a "boomer" gallagher reference (very fair) but everyone should keep him in their reference wheelhouse because the whole story around him is very pathetic and funny and he looks like if Albert Einstein was dumb

gallagher is most known for his "sledge-o-matic" joke where he smashes a watermelon or some shit, which may sound really stupid and annoying for him, but it's actually great news for gallagher because it means he isn't known for being a racist homophobe like he should be

gallagher had to sue his own brother because his brother was going around doing a knock off version of his act as "gallagher 2" as if the world was begging for a second gallagher