just got a new resident on my animal crossing island named "gallagher" and he won't stop smashing all my damn fruit
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getting roasted for making a "boomer" gallagher reference (very fair) but everyone should keep him in their reference wheelhouse because the whole story around him is very pathetic and funny and he looks like if Albert Einstein was dumb
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gallagher is most known for his "sledge-o-matic" joke where he smashes a watermelon or some shit, which may sound really stupid and annoying for him, but it's actually great news for gallagher because it means he isn't known for being a racist homophobe like he should be
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gallagher had to sue his own brother because his brother was going around doing a knock off version of his act as "gallagher 2" as if the world was begging for a second gallagher

Mar 24, 2020 · 5:03 PM UTC

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here's a 5 minute clip of gallagher walking out of a marc maron interview because maron questions gallagher's claim that black comedians only make fun of white people and that every comedian who talks about themselves is bat at comedy youtube.com/watch?v=Qjmpqgkd…

Gallagher Walks Out on Marc Maron

Gallagher walks out of WTF with Marc Maron, episode 145, Jan 31 201102/10/2013 - Turned off comments cos people were fighting.

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ok the end, i hope this was fun. please enjoy your regularly scheduled hard drive articles thehardtimes.net/harddrive/e…
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
As I recall, the lawsuit was over the fact Gallagher had given his brother Ron permission to tour as “Gallagher 2” (effectively franchising the act), but Ron started taking gigs as simply “Gallagher” and not cutting his brother in on the paydays.
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Replying to @HardDriveMag
Ok hard drive thank you hard drive
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I fear for the third coming of The Gallagher. The Day of Reckoning for the cowards who didn't believe in him and wore rain slicks and ponchos when they bought tickets in the splash zone.
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