just got a new resident on my animal crossing island named "gallagher" and he won't stop smashing all my damn fruit
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getting roasted for making a "boomer" gallagher reference (very fair) but everyone should keep him in their reference wheelhouse because the whole story around him is very pathetic and funny and he looks like if Albert Einstein was dumb

Mar 24, 2020 · 4:58 PM UTC

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gallagher is most known for his "sledge-o-matic" joke where he smashes a watermelon or some shit, which may sound really stupid and annoying for him, but it's actually great news for gallagher because it means he isn't known for being a racist homophobe like he should be
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gallagher had to sue his own brother because his brother was going around doing a knock off version of his act as "gallagher 2" as if the world was begging for a second gallagher
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here's a 5 minute clip of gallagher walking out of a marc maron interview because maron questions gallagher's claim that black comedians only make fun of white people and that every comedian who talks about themselves is bat at comedy youtube.com/watch?v=Qjmpqgkd…

Gallagher Walks Out on Marc Maron

Gallagher walks out of WTF with Marc Maron, episode 145, Jan 31 201102/10/2013 - Turned off comments cos people were fighting.

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ok the end, i hope this was fun. please enjoy your regularly scheduled hard drive articles thehardtimes.net/harddrive/e…
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I thought this was a slay the spire fan account
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Over the past two weeks, I have learned that there are only two generations: boomers and millennials. I am somehow part of both.
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I love how he had to sue his brother to keep him from doing shows using his schtick because he wanted to corner the fruit-mushing market.
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I met him at a bar once as a kid during a family reunion. He was in town for a show and all the adults kept whispering "Is that Gallagher?" My stepdad took me up to meet him and we talked for a bit, he seems really out of it. I had no clue who he was until later that night
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Dumb... and racist!