just got a new resident on my animal crossing island named "gallagher" and he won't stop smashing all my damn fruit

Mar 24, 2020 · 4:02 PM UTC

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getting roasted for making a "boomer" gallagher reference (very fair) but everyone should keep him in their reference wheelhouse because the whole story around him is very pathetic and funny and he looks like if Albert Einstein was dumb
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gallagher is most known for his "sledge-o-matic" joke where he smashes a watermelon or some shit, which may sound really stupid and annoying for him, but it's actually great news for gallagher because it means he isn't known for being a racist homophobe like he should be
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gallagher had to sue his own brother because his brother was going around doing a knock off version of his act as "gallagher 2" as if the world was begging for a second gallagher
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here's a 5 minute clip of gallagher walking out of a marc maron interview because maron questions gallagher's claim that black comedians only make fun of white people and that every comedian who talks about themselves is bat at comedy youtube.com/watch?v=Qjmpqgkd…
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ok the end, i hope this was fun. please enjoy your regularly scheduled hard drive articles thehardtimes.net/harddrive/e…
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I understood it, then you went and explained the joke! Damn!
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I'd like to welcome Hard Drive's new editor: Joe Biden
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Hope you have a tarp recipe to keep yourself clean of debris
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He's the only way you unlock the mallet, guys.
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in my island his brothers Noel and Liam showed up and fought all day and trashed the place
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I only know about Gallagher because Comedy Central played his specials into the dirt back in the 90s. His brother constantly trying to mooch off of his fame(?) was amazing.
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As an argentine, I only know about Gallagher from pop culture and cut out jokes -Animaniacs comes to mind- but dude, that's a deep, deep cut for 2020
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