I almost though the tweet was The Onion article.

But then they realize that Warframe and Destiny 2 are both free.

As someone who has been playing Mass Effect Andromeda, this is pretty real.

I’d do a fuckin puzzle before playing anthem and I don’t even own a puzzle

This was 13 hours ago. He finished it by now.

Not that desperate

Lies. Nobody is that desperate.

There are tens of thousands of masterpieces to choose from, even if you had 100 years of free time, you'd never be able to play them all.