Tim Burton is that you

Well played.

He just likes to watch, and with his radioactive nuclear Quantum Bio-Vision he can watch from the other side of the globe!

Give it a year or two and this will be a prophetic not a parody.

Woke writers are the worst kind of parasites any creative industry can be infected with. They need to be treated like the cancer they are...

After their recent announcement, I literally couldn't tell if this was satire or not until I read it.

but we already have cyclops

this isn't funny because its just way too close to what theyre actually doing. after snowflake and safe space, It's just too believable. It's like, "a plane flew over my house 3 hours ago" "oh, ok" "got you. it was actually 4 hours ago. pranked!"