Pornhub has tested positive for Coeds-19 and older.

Discord: Uh ohhh >w< our elf doctors have told us we contwacted cowonavirus!! We told all of our wittle workers to keep up the hard work as our fairies cast their sprinkle magic on us to cure us from this tewibble diseaseeee uwu

Discord be like OwO we contwactwed cowonawiwus qwq weeeeeh

Real quick on the draw aren't we damn

I'm feeling more socially distant already.

Finally

😔

Wasn't the Cancer enough?