Sesame Street Helps Losers Cope by Introducing Muppet that Sucks Ass at Halo

NEW YORK — Sesame Street announced plans to introduce a new Muppet that is absolutely horrendous at the video game Halo, in an effort to…

Mar 15, 2020 · 5:00 PM UTC

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Louis IV · Mar 15, 2020 · 6:42 PM UTC

Louis IV @louishillegass

15 Mar 2020

can’t believe they’re replacing muppets with bots

Beast Eye · Mar 15, 2020 · 5:02 PM UTC

Beast Eye @Gray_Waves

15 Mar 2020

yiggity 'unionize everything' yeet 🦉🎀 · Mar 15, 2020 · 10:18 PM UTC

yiggity 'unionize everything' yeet 🦉🎀 @yiggity_yeet

15 Mar 2020

wow so this is what representation feels like 🥺

Joe Tilleli · Mar 15, 2020 · 5:00 PM UTC

Joe Tilleli @sorrywrongjoe

15 Mar 2020

MythicWarfare · Mar 15, 2020 · 5:05 PM UTC

MythicWarfare @mythic_warfare

15 Mar 2020

I'm sick and tired of these goddamn puppets taking jobs away from us hard-working gamers!