CDC Recommends All Americans Keep Audio Logs During Pandemic for Future Protagonists to Stumble Upon thehardtimes.net/harddrive/c…

Mar 14, 2020 · 1:00 PM UTC

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I'm hiding an exotic in my closet
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PLAYING DIVISION, THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE!
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Tell you what, I'm going to shuffle off this mortal coil as a jokester. Gonna do something wacky like sit in the bathtub wearing a propeller beanie and holding a ukulele.
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Leave them in store shelves. "I can't find anything to eat, JUST MORE AUDIOLOGS!"
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“Day 37. Tired of spaghetti. Ate oyster crackers and mustard in a cereal bowl instead. Officially out of anything and everything even remotely resembling toilet paper. Septic is badly clogged. Morale low... anyway here’s Wonderwall...”
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Protag: . . .why are there so many pointless logs I have to listen through to find PLOT needed info that I need to save the world. Protag: . . .I really wish *I* had some of Nana Marini's chicken soup. Protag: I don't know their chickens looked like, but soup from this is 👌
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Unless I'm a major part of the last arc I'm not joining in dammit.
bro, you gotta keep the tradition alive
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Holy crap that made me laugh out loud