This entire article is a shitpost and I love it.

this seems like a joke

@LemonVant is this you

Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes

"Just trust me" no.

i saw someone make a tweet saying "i spent all afternoon coding a plugin that would make my 2d frog sprite squish just right when you click him" one of the responses was "why didnt you just use an engine that lets you put a slider to control that" 😒😒😒