Gaming news outlet that nobody gives a shit about makes horrible attempt at satire. More at 11.

would have loved a game based on max payne 3 tbh

Oh c'mon there's only so much of walking and ladder climbing I can do

Maybe the movie will explain why the fuck anyone would ever put an enormous university in Eastern Colorado.

I don't know how I feel about this one turning into a show. If the last few times a game has turned i to a Show is any indication however, maybe we can habe a little hope that it won't suck a factory's worth of goat balls