you went too real with this one

Of all the games they could have used to go along with it, they chose Kingdom Hearts 3. Couldn’t have chosen an rpg notorious for its complexity, lack of direction or number of systems like Resonance of Fate or something? That would have made the headline much funnier

I don't recall giving you permission to write an article about me.

This hits a little too close to home

this is why it took me 20 years to play beat zelda

Telling you bro, recaps and journals are your friends in ROG to remember what the fuck happened

Why are you gallina me out like i was just tryna have a good day

This was me with Wind Waker.

Damn, imagine forgetting what you were supposed to be doing in Olympus.