I am thankful Nintendo added Metal Mario and Tanooki Mario to the roster so that I can play a Mario without being socially ostracized.

This has the same energy as the onion.

king

Posting something like this just shows that you are actually the dullard and I really don’t have time for this but you leave me no choice soI will now explain in detail why Mario/B Dasher/Crimson Slim is the best load out for MK8D...(1/??)

Well it ain't called Yoshi Kart

Seriously, never trust the guy who picks Mario in the spinoffs.

"what self-respecting asshole chooses Mario in Mario Kart"

hey fuck you

Need a version that's "Local Dullard Chooses Human In Fantasy Game"