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ME: Can't wait to escape the dark loneliness of the real world! ALSO ME: *plays a single-player Minecraft world for 5 hours straight, names all the dogs and would die for them*
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How can you just subtweet me like this.
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This sounds like a true story tbh
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@papeldeTrident
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To be fair, the version of myself that can work five days a week, afford a taxi on the fly, go to the gym three times a week, cook like a champion, AND STILL PAY BILLS is a fantasy in it of itself.
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