"What's up everybody welc......."

At least look me in the eye when you sink the knife into my chest.

As a big @TheComedyButton fan, I do not appreciate being read like this.

Man, it’s legit a tremendous honor to be on this since we always get snubbed by those “top podcast” lists and this one is a work of art. On behalf of the entire Comedy Button cast (except for Ryan because we all blocked him on Twitter) thank you for pairing us with the garbage ❤️

So real.

I usually put on the Joe Rogan Experience because I usually lose any interest after 30 seconds

Why would you call me out like this

Did the trash smell better the second time?

Ugh, this one hurt me. Why does my monkey brain need to be entertained 24/7?